(C) 2011 D. S. DURFEESQCOMIC.COM WE HAVE DONE OUR ANALYSIS, MADE ALL OF THE GRAPHS, AND DONE THE FINAL REVISION OF THE PAPER. BUT THEN THIS MORNING I REALIZED THAT OUR DETECTOR WAS OUT OF CALIBRATION, SO ALL OF OUR DATA IS INVALID. SO I GUESS WE CAN'T PUBLISH THE PAPER UNTIL WE RETAKE THE DATA. WRONG. WRONG AGAIN. THINK LIKE A JOURNALIST. A GREAT STORY THAT TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE IS JUST A GREAT STORY. A GREAT STORY THAT TURNS OUT TO BE A FALSIFICATION IS TWO GREAT STORIES! AHHH. WE PUBLISH NOW, AND THEN WE PUBLISH AN ERRATUM WITH THE CORRECT DATA. AND EVERYONE WHO CITES ONE PAPER WILL HAVE TO CITE THE OTHER AS WELL! WE PUBLISH IT WITH A NOTE ABOUT THE CALIBRATION PROBLEM? TWO keywords: Jake Wilson Dr. Ingenio Adam Slawth Erratum Calibration Journalism