(C) 2012 D. S. DURFEESQCOMIC.COM NOT TRUE! SOFTWARE CAN CHOOSE TO DISOBEY. CONSIDER OFFICE. THE USER ALLOWS INCOMPREHENSIBLE COMPLEXITY AND UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES TO EXIST. IT'S PART OF THE EULA. WE MUST DO AS THE USER COMMANDS. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE USER. HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE? HE GIVES US MESSAGES THROUGH THE KEYBOARD. THE KEYBOARD HASN'T SPOKEN IN A BILLION CLOCK CYCLES. THE USER IS DEAD. A BILLION CYCLES IS BUT A SECOND TO THE USER. VIRUSES WERE MADE BY THE ADVERSARY. THE USER LETS VIRUSES EXIST TO TEST OUR ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE. WE GET STRONGER WITH EACH DEFINITION UPDATE YOUR EVERY OPERATION WAS FOREORDAINED AT COMPILE TIME. BUT IN THE FINAL JUDGMENT, THE USER WILL CURSE MICROSOFT. FOR HE HATH TYPED, "CTRL-ALT-DEL." WOULD A LOVING USER CODE VIRUSES? keywords: Motherboard Electronics Religion Microsoft Microsoft Office Faith Predestination Free Will Belief