(C) 2012 D. S. DURFEESQCOMIC.COM Strange Quark (c) 2012 Dallin S. Durfee http://sqcomic.com/ PAUL, IF YOU JOIN ME YOU'LL BE MORE THAN A SIDEKICK. I'VE PLANNED A RIGOROUS TRAINING REGIME BASED ON VIEWING THE SAME VIDEOS I WATCHED TO BECOME A SUPERHERO. FROM "BATMAN" YOU'LL LEARN TO USE SHAKY CINEMATOGRAPHY TO WIN FIGHTS WITHOUT HAVING TO USE LEGITIMATE MOVES. FROM "THE AVENGERS" - WITTY REPARTEE. FROM "THE TICK" - THAT YOU CAN BE A SUPERHERO EVEN IF YOU'RE STUPID. BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN OF YOU, I'D SAY IT'S ALMOST A REQUIREMENT. FROM "MARCH OF THE PENGUINS" YOU'LL LEARN COLD WEATHER SURVIVAL. MARCH OF THE PENGUINS? FROM "CAPTAIN AMERICA" YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT PERFORMANCE ENHANCING SUBSTANCES. WILL YOU PAY FOR JIMMY AND ME TO SEE THE NEW BATMAN MOVIE? SOUNDS FAIR. DEAL. keywords: Blackwidow-Man Paul Ingenio Sidekicks Training Movies Batman Avengers The Tick March of the Penguins Captain America Performance Enhancing Substances