(C) 2012 D. S. DURFEESQCOMIC.COM Strange Quark Strange Quark (c) 2012 Dallin S. Durfee sqcomic.com RIGHT AS A POLICE CAR PULLED ONTO THE ROAD, I NOTICED THAT MY "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT WAS ON. I PANICKED AND HIT THE GAS. BUT I WAS STILL IN FIRST GEAR, SO I BARELY GOT ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT. THEN MY ENGINE DIED AND THE NICE POLICEMAN CALLED ME A TOW. THE POLICEMAN ASKED IF I'D BEEN DRINKING, SO I EXPLAINED THE IMPORTANCE OF STAYING HYDRATED. I ASSUMED HE MUST BE THIRSTY. SO I OFFERED HIM ORGANIC COCONUT WATER IN AN UNLABELED BROWN BOTTLE. THEN I NOTICED AN INTERESTING SCENT. I SMELL BACON. FOR SOME REASON THAT MADE HIM ANGRY. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A BACON-SCENTED AIR FRESHENER. JAKE, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. FUNNY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE POLICEMAN WROTE IN HIS REPORT keywords: Jake Wilson Adam Slawth Police Driving Speeding Engine Trouble Drinking Pigs Bacon Coconut Water Check Engine Light Hydration Idiots