(C) 2012 D. S. DURFEESQCOMIC.COM CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL JUST SELFISH. LIBERALS ARE ALL LAZY. IF THERE’S SOMEONE YACKING LOUDLY ON A CELL PHONE, THEY ARE PROBABLY A CONSERVATIVE. THAT GUY WHO JUST CUT YOU OFF IN TRAFFIC? THEY'RE A LIBERAL. CONSERVATIVES STINK! LIBERALS ARE ALL STUPID LYING POOP HEADS! BY THE WATERED DOWN RULES OF MODERN DEBATE, I PRONOUNCE JIMMY THE WINNER. DANG! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY POOP HEAD! I SHOULD HAVE BUILT TO IT FASTER! Debate topic: Why is so awesome? (c) 2012 Dallin S. Durfee SQCOMIC.COM STRANGE QUARK keywords: Jimmy Maxwell Paul Ingenio Debate Politics Liberals Conservatives