(C) 2013 D. S. DURFEE SQCOMIC.COM IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT, JAKE? I'D TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE TO SEE HOW WE FINALLY ACCOMPLISH WORLD PEACE. WHAT ABOUT YOU, ADAM? I'D GO TO THE PAST AND SELL MODERN TECHNOLOGY FOR HUGE PROFITS. IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE, I WOULD MAKE YOU BOTH WORK LONG HOURS FOR MONTHS TAKING PRECISE DATA. THEN I'D WRITE A PAPER AND ANXIOUSLY WAIT FOR THE RESPONSE OF THE REVIEWERS. WHEN IT CAME, I'D FUME OVER THE CLOSE-MINDED REJECTION OF WHAT IS OBVIOUSLY NOBEL PRIZE- WORTHY RESEARCH! NEXT I'D WRITE A BITING RESPONSE AND KEEP ARGUING BACK AND FORTH UNTIL IT WAS PUBLISHED. THEN I'D SPEND THE REST OF MY CAREER ASSERTING MY POSITION IN THE FIELD AND DEBATING SUBTLETIES OF TIME TRAVEL. (c) 2013 Dallin S. Durfee SQCOMIC.COM keywords: Jake Wilson Adam Slawth Time Time Machines Time Travel World Peace Technology Academia Publication Peer Review Rejection Nobel Prize