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comic strip #3195    May 27, 2018     https://sqcomic.com/2018/05/27/
Strange Quark Comic May 27, 2018 Publish and Perish!
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{ 2018 DALLIN S. DURFEE SQCOMIC.COM THE RESEARCH PRIZE GOES TO DR. BEEWD, WHO PUBLISHED 22 PAPERS LAST YEAR, TITLED . . . "COMPUTED ENERGY LEVELS OF TIN OXIDES," "MORE ENERGY LEVELS OF TIN OXIDES," "EVEN MORE ENERGY LEVELS OF TIN OXIDES," "WE PUSHED THE BUTTON AGAIN, AND OUR CODE SPIT OUT YET MORE ENERGY LEVELS," "THE SAME THING BUT WITH LEAD," AND 17 CONFERENCE PROCEEDINGS ALL TITLED, "COMPUTED ENERGY LEVELS OF TIN OXIDES." DR. DIBROMOKOV, WHO IS PART OF A LARGE COLLABO- RATION, ACTUALLY PUBLISHED MORE PAPERS. HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE COLLABORATION ENTITLED HIM TO BE ONE OF HUNDREDS OF AUTHORS ON 25 PAPERS LAST YEAR. WE DECIDED NOT TO GIVE HIM THE AWARD, HOWEVER, ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 4 YEARS. WE COULD ALL LEARN A LESSON FROM THESE TWO ON HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ACADEMIA. Strange Quark Strange Quark Copyright 2018 Dallin S. Durfee SQCOMIC.COM Copyright 2018 Dallin S. Durfee SQCOMIC.COM keywords: Publication Academia Research

 

 

 

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